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(Thanks for testing, took off the wav file, just to big to play well)
Additional accommodation. Available now through November. Provided by Don and Glen’s Florida Travel and Daze-Inn. Many models to choose from with easy access, handicap facilities, large parking areas, FREE paper products, weekly maid service and your own Michigan Pine Scented Fresheners. And a well stocked library for those long and lonely nights.

 Handicap entrance. Urinals for physically confused gals, your own bucket of lime, Porta potty by the stairs for those emergency trips. Sweet smelling corn. Bung beetles.
And are very familiar RED Carpet Treatment.
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Our Deluxe Unit with ventilation, ‘stagger free’ hand rail. 2 seater
SAY, BIG BOY TO GO THRU LIFE HOW'D YOU LIKE A WHISKERED WIFE? BURMA-SHAVE
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Right Handed Units?
STATISTICS PROVE NEAR AND FAR THAT FOLKS WHO DRIVE LIKE CRAZY--ARE! BURMA-SHAVE
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We supply the lawn care, paper products, and air freshener
THE MONKEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT JIM AND THREW THE PEANUTS BACK AT HIM HE NEEDED BURMA-SHAVE
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Our Luxury Models are conveniently located within walking distance of the local library and Adult Book Store
WHY IS IT WHEN YOU TRY TO PASS THE GUY IN FRONT GOES TWICE AS FAST? BURMA-SHAVE
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Our “for men only” units have a large easy access front door, additional support for explosive situations.
TRAIN APPROACHING WHISTLE SQUEALING PAUSE! AVOID THAT RUNDOWN FEELING! BURMA-SHAVE
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Combo “Duck blind” Winterized Mini Condo with shredded toilet paper to give it that Northern Michigan look, smell and feel.
WE'VE MADE GRANDPA LOOK SO TRIM THE LOCAL DRAFT BOARD'S AFTER HIM BURMA-SHAVE
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The Don and Glen’s Daze-Inn Comfort Unit, soft pastel, warm and spacious single seater with air, before and after.
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR BURMA-SHAVE
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